pizza:

the big yellow duck of hong kong

(Source: stay-ocean-minded, via silencee-will-fall)

hootaloo:

bowrll:

mortisreptus:

fireskink:

sweet-bitsy:

alltailnolegs:

mcsprankles:

idcsam:

shadow-pop:

whatisagorman:

snakelet:

this is 911 state your emergency

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YES I NEED HELP IMMEDIATELY I CAN’T FIND MY LIZARD

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911 I THINK MY LIZARD IS BROKEN

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YOU THINK YOU’VE GOT PROBLEMS? MY PHONE SEEMS TO HAVE LOST IT’S LEGS

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911 I CAN’T GET MY PHONE OFF THE RECEIVER

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MA’AM YOUR PHONE NEEDS TO BE IN THE UNLOCKED POSITION AND MAY NEED TO BE PROVIDED WITH ADDITIONAL HARDWARE TO FUNCTION CORRECTLY.

Signal boost

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YES HELLO 911 CAN YOU HEAR ME I DROPPED MY HEADSET IN THE WATER DO YOU READ

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TO BE HONEST 911, I AM NOT SURE WHAT MY PHONE IS DOING

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911 MY PHONE IS FACING THE WRONG WAY AND I CAN’T GET IT TO TURN AROUND.

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yes 911 hello all these people are crazy

(Source: babylizard, via isleptpassnoon)

50you50me:

An adorable desert fox walking against the wind in Morocco. 

(via purpurhedgehog)

Yamato, you don’t change.
Nor you, it’s appalling.

(via purpurhedgehog)

naturemetaltolkien:

this is fucking awesome.

(Source: onepaganspath, via purpurhedgehog)

YOU HAVE ENCOUNTERED A DOGE

rosenbergwillows:

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OPTIONS

  • PET DOGE
  • SNUGGLE DOGE

YOU HAVE CHOSEN KICK DOGE

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YOU ARE PLEASED

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(via clockwise11037)

  • Everyone like 1 year ago: haha the 3ds is LAME
  • Everyone now: shit.